I don’t really know what’s with my obsession with the “Easy A” movie but I have watched it for like the nth time and I can even watch it every single day without vomiting. I mean, really! It was perfection! I bow down to the writers and the director of this movie and especially to Emma Stone who was able to portray perfectly the character of Olive Penderghast. And I will admit from the chosen music to the witty remarks it was totally alluring and entertaining. I love it. I love it. I love it. (A million times) And I totally pity the people who still haven’t watched it. Anyways, I have enlisted (in fact I watched it and rewind it again) my favorite lines and convos of the different characters and I have also inserted a trailer of the movie. If anyone who’s reading this still hasn’t watched it, please please please, I’m begging you, watch it!!! It was the best movie ever!
Favorite lines: If Google earth were a guy he couldn’t find me if I was dressed up in a ten story building. George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear not the name you wanna scream when you’re in a climax. Olive: I’m not that kinda girl Rhi: Oh really! The kinda doesn’t or the kinda does it and doesn’t have the lady balls to tell her best friend Mary Ann: Listen, I’m not the one that you have to answer to for your depraved behaviour. There’s a higher power that will judge for your indecency. Olive: Tom Cruise? Olive: You guys know that I was here all weekend right? Mom: Yes, you were upstairs. Dad: yeah Olive: You would testify to that? Mom: Yeah Dad: I would take a bullet for you, you know that. Right between the eyes and I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn’t want me to say. Olive: That’s not necessary dad, but that is comforting Dad: That’s how I am. That’s how I roll. That’s how I do. Remember how I told you Google Earth couldn’t find me if I was dressed up as a ten story building? Well the next day, it could find me if I was dressed in a crack on a sidewalk. That’s the beauty of being a girl in high school. People hear you had sex once and BAM you’re a bimbo. I really didn’t mean for the light to put me in the map but I gotta admit I kinda like being in a map. Nina: Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe you abominable tramp. Olive: Perhaps you should get a wardrobe you abominable twat! Mary Ann: Seems as if someone’s on a downward spiral. Olive: Seems as if someone’s practicing the mundane activity should be settle with the rest of our pathetic life Mary Anne: I just hope for your sake you at least had the good sense to use protection Olive: Why? Your parents didn’t. Mary Ann: You’re going to hell Olive: Just as long as you won’t be there. Mary Ann: I can assure you, I won’t. Olive: I got sent to the principal today. Mom: Did you win a medal or something? Olive: Not exactly. I used inappropriate language in English class. Although we’re reading a book that I personally deemed wildly inappropriate for our age group… Mom: What did you say? Olive: Let’s just say it was inappropriate word. Dad: What did it start with? Olive: A snide comment from a snotty girl in our class. Dad: No. I mean what letter did it start with? Olive: Oh, T. Dad and Mom: Oh T.. T. T. T. T. T. T. Brandon: Hi. Is there an Olive here? Mom: There’s a whole jar of them in the fridge. Brandon: Sorry. I must’ve the wrong address. Mom: Oh just kidding com’on in. Any friend of Olive’s is a friend of our daughter. Olive sweety, there’s a young man here to see you. He said something about asking for your hand in marriage. Olive: Oh, happy day, Momma! Oh I thought I was gonna have to spend my diary on booze and pills tonight on loneliness…. Dad: What’s that? Mom: Olive has a boy in her room. Dad: A boy? Mom: A boy. Dad: Wow. A boy? Mom: A boy. Dad: A boy? Mom: A boy. Dad: Wow. Olive: I hope you don’t mind but we had a few pre-cocktail party cocktails like before the cocktail parties with cocktails. Melody Bosticks: Mhm. Olive: Listen, here’s the sitch Melody Bostick. Brandon was just in the middle of telling me really funny thing which is really funny and I was wondering if umm.. there’s like a room we could go where he could finish telling me that thing that’s funny if you know what I mean. Brandon: What are you doing? Olive: Relax! Jesus, what is with you gays? Are you, are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome? Brandon: Did you smell that? Olive: Ew. Ew. Ew.. Brandon: What does it suppose to smell?
Olive: I don’t know but if it does you’re not suppose to comment on it. Brandon: It doesn’t really smell that bad. Mom: That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you. Olive: Well put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors. Olive: Hey Hanson. Hanson: Hey. Olive: I just realized the funniest thing my name is an anagram for “I love”. Hanson: What’s uhh.. What’s an anagram?
Olive: Look it up big boy. Olive to Rhi: What’s your problem?
Rhi: You really wanna know my problem is? Olive: No… That’s a rhetorical question. I don’t wanna know anything from you. Rhi: We’re not friends anymore. Olive: Oh. Rhi: We are officially over. Olive: Oh rat. Rhi: Hey I want my juicy swasher back. Olive: Oooooohh.. Buuuuurrrnnn… Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boom box outside my window. I wanna ride off a lawn mower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air cause he knows he got me just once I want my life to be like an 80s movie, preferably, one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason…. Mr. Griffith: I’m making spaghetti. Mrs. Griffith: That’s great. Mr. Griffith: With meat. Mrs. Griffith: Enjoy eating your meat. Mr. Griffith: And balls. Mrs. Griffith: Enjoy eating your balls.